Pick-up lines are classic one-lines. They engage a person for a romantic or sexual relationship. You probably know a few of them. One of the most classic and cliché ones is “heaven must be missing an angel because you’re standing right next to me”. There are thousands of dirty pick-up lines. You can use them in combination with romantic and funny ones.
But remember, they are not for the faint-hearted. Dirty pick-up lines work only for risk-takers. They prefer to cut to the chase. If you do not start with a pick-up line, you cannot throw one later on.
In the era of Tinder and similar dating applications, people usually start the conversation with a pick-up line.
So, with that in mind, let’s take a look at a few you can use. Remember, whichever you use, show some respect. These work mostly for entertainment purposes. They might not get you a response. Some are funny, and some are downright inappropriate.
- You are so hot, even my zipper falls for you
- Kissing is a language of love, so why don’t we start a conversation?
- My name is Microsoft, and I would like to crash at your place tonight
- Do you want to have a sin for your next confession? We can make it happen!
- Can you give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy?
- I do not watch sunsets often, but I would love to see you go down
- They say the human body is made up of 70% of water, and I am thirsty for you
- Your outfit will look so great on my bedroom floor
- Is it hot in here? Or is that you?
- I would love to borrow a kiss, and I promise to give it back
- I might not be dentist, but I can give you a filling
- Are you an archeologist? I have a large bone you can examine
- What is your name? I want to make sure to scream the right one tonight
- You might be a light switch, you really turn me on
- So, apart from looking sexy, what else do you do for a living?
- I have 206 bones in my body. How about you give me another one?
- You look like an extremely hard working lady. I might have an opening you can fill
- Doctors told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Can you help me?
- Are you a haunted house? I might scream when I am in you
- You definitely raisin my ick
- Are you a stack of dirty dishes? I would love to get you wet and do you all night long
- My condom goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it? No point in wasting it and polluting the environment
- What time do your legs open?
- So, did you send the invitation for the party between your legs in the post, or will you give it to me in person?
- Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- Do you have pet insurance? No? Too bad! Your pussy will get pounded tonight
- I put the D in Raw if you like to draw
- Fuck me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- I am a meteorologist, and something tells me you are in for a few inches tonight
- I might not want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind perfecting my baby making technique
- I lost my keys, and I think they are in your pants. Can I check them?
- That shirt looks so good on you. I bet I would too
- Where do I sign for your package?
- Now those look like some high-quality pants. But do you mind if I take them off?
- Christmas is here, and I cannot wait to unwrap your package
- I think you have something on your ass. My eyes!
- I might have lost my number. But can I have yours?
- If I were a balloon, would you blow me?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I swear, I can see myself in your pants
- I am currently accepting applications for jobs. And requirements include your phone number
- I may not go down in history, but I would on you
- Do you know what an Australian kiss is? Just like French one, but Down Under
- I am new in town, and I would love to now the directions to your apartment
- Should we go out for dinner, or go straight for the dessert?
- I love my bed. But I would prefer yours
- I think I can fall madly in bed with you
- Wanna know a joke about my penis? Get ready, it is long
- I can read minds, and I can tell you I will sleep with you
- I am an adventured and would love to explore you
- I am on top of a lot of things. Would you love to be one of them?
- I hear the population numbers go down. Why don’t we do something about it tonight?
- When you feel down, I can surely feel you up
- Just asking, we are heading for the same bed tonight, right?
- Those pants are 100% off at my place
- Just like my homework, I might not be doing you but I definitely should be
- You dropped something …. My Jaw!
- I am writing a book and it’s missing your number
- I am a magician, and I can make your dress disappear tonight
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow. I will nudge you to wake you up
- Remember my name, you will scream it later on
- Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
How to start a conversation?
Sometimes, instead of a pick-up line, you might think about starting a conversation. While pick-up lines are funny and entertaining, they rarely help you start a real conversation. You might get lucky, but most people will ignore your remark. They might even unmatch you.
For a better chance of a reply, you want to start a conversation with something unique to that person.